Ios Ios Ios!!!

We put Ios on our itenerary thinking it was going to be a good place to party and meet people, and it was. We have plenty of X-Rated stories but we're going to try and keep this message short enough to read in one day. With Danny and Adam's recomendation, we stayed at Far Out. This place was where everyone came during the day to drink and lay out. Our accomodations were great. It was the cheapest place we stayed and the nicest. Ios lived up to its reputation with a long street of bars and topless girls everywhere at the beach. Our most frequent bars were the Fun Pub, Red Bull Bar, Disco 69, and the Slammer Bar. The Fun Pub had the largest jinga game I have ever seen. At its highest point it was as tall as Brooke. The pieces were the size of bricks. This place was usually our first stop of the night where we kicked things off. After an hour or so we would move to the strip of bars that would put Lafayette to shame. The strip was littered with hot girls, aka. Floor Whores, who were apparently paid to hit on the guys and keep them at the bar. Jeremy and I fell victim to their seductions once or twice. We didn't realize till after leaving Ios that about 80% of the girls out were floor whores.

One of the days Jeremy and I heard of a soccer tournament going on. We scouted around for a team to join and found a group of Irish guys to join. I know we all speak english but I could have sworn they were speaking a different language. We lost in the quarterfinals, but put on a good show. We also got sponsored by one of the bars, Sweet Irish Dream Bar, which was our team name. We got these cool shirts because of it.

Ios was just one big blur. Lots of music, lots of girls, lots of partying.