Asian Invasion
While waiting for the girls to meet up with me in Munich I found some Asian girls trying to sneak into my room, so I had to kick them out. They thought that was the room they were supposed to be staying in, but there were no beds left and it was only a triple. I tried to explain it to them but they just stared at me like I was a circus act. I finally convinced one of them to go downstairs and talk to the guy who, like I thought, said he made a mistake and gave them the wrong key.
posted by Neil Ferrari at 10:43 AM
5 Comments:
Neil,
If you are trying to make me and jonno jealous by saying you had to kick asian girls out of your room.....well it is working.
Though the language barrier may have prevented them from understanding your pleading for them to leave your room, i am pretty sure "Heeeeeey Ladies" would transcend the language barrier.
I mean, c'mon, how could any lady resist the power of Neilio.
Neil, you're a jackass. You had an opportunity to co-star in an Asian porn but you politely said, "I'm sorry but you are in the wrong room."
Sorry I haven't been commenting back, my freaking internet in my room at Oxford seems to be having some problems, so as soon as that gets going then I'll be good.
The girls were not cute.
The girls weren't cute? You said they were Asian right?
Could it have fallen into your lap more perfectly? More importantly, could you have screwed it up any worse? I think we both know the answers to those questions.
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